I really don't like most people

but I love supernatural so

people call me starlord btw


tru friendship is when u text ur friend whenever u pee to keep them updated on ur life

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I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

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i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead

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How to open a beer with a banana

well its open

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so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

which is less than i would have guessed. 

i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note

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Anonymous asked: Who's your favorite follower & who are your tumble friends


My favorite follower iiiisss @anxietysmellslikepancakes because she’s my favoritest person ever. & she is like my only tumblr friend.💁 I don’t talk to many people on here anymore. :P thanks for the q anon! Stay rad.




its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead

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omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history


so embarrassing

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and then, i went to bed, and i just laid there. i laid there reading all of your favorite books and thinking about how stupid they were. i read them until half the fingers on the hand that i was leaning on had fallen completely asleep. then i gave up for half an hour and drank water and thought. i thought about a lot of things, but i probably thought about you the most.

i wasn’t even sure i liked the music that i was playing anymore, so after that half hour i switched artists and started reading again. but like i said, your favorite books are stupid.

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